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(@dave-burgess)
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Thi reckon that lesbian marraiges last an average of 6 years, which just shows thi that livin wi wimmin gets on their fukkin tits!


   
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Bet she can fukkin taste it!


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Cheese dick springs to mind!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Just keep thi mind on thi latest gas bill son!


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Poor soul I suppose he suffers from rapid ejaculation problems!


   
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The "Trouble" used to bake and make cakes when our kids were little and a certain cake called "Cut and come again cake" used ta mek mi laff mi bollox off! "Can I have a few more slices please?" 😋 


   
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Like that old programme Come Dancing, with some of them I probably would! 😀 


   
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Quite a few shaved wetch spring growlers on that prog Bob! 😋 


   
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Probably right Dave, they wouldn't want to be throwing the legs apart with desperate Dan's beard showing mate. 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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and growling at the audiance Bob! 😛 


   
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Like them with dyed hair, if it's pink it looks like the Muppets Drummer! 😀 


   
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Tha seez geezers wi dyed pink barnet these days Bob and back in the day Teddy Boys wo frowned upon!


   
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At one time Dave it was only old dolls who went in for blue and pink rinses. But these days blokes want to look like women and women want to look like blokes. As old David Niven said, The Moons a Balloon!


   
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Just a pity the milk snatcher shut all nuthouses down Bob! "Care in the Community"  Fukk Off!


   
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