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What I can't understand is if they hate blokes so much, why strap a cock on!

A don,t mind standin in Bob!

Make a change from standing in shite.....up to yer neck! 🤣 

Stood in shite today, somebody didn't clean up after fido dropped his load. Not pleasant cleaning your shoes after that.

Allus put the dog shite in shite bags n lob it in one the many shite bins round ere. Trouble is a don,t do that when am bustin fer a crap when out in the cuds, behind a tree then let the eebee jeebies fukkin eight it!

Remember having to shite in plastic bags in your hole in the ground on exercise, and having to cart it round with you until Endex FFS!

Bin theer dun that Bob, not only on exercise but also on the holy ghost so thank fukk fer gaffs wi overgrown gardens but remember not to post it thru some poor geezers letter box!

Unless you don't like him of course! On exercise in the Mull Of Kintyre I'm proud to say I shat on the welcome mat at Paul McCartney's back door after they'd told us the location of his gaff and warned us to stay away!

Shudda gorrim ta autograph the pile o shite Pat, bi weth a few bob. Just see thi naa turnin up at anti freaks roadshow wi a pile o smelly shite 😬 

Oh no I wouldn't invite you Dave!! 🤣 

Should have left an artificial minge with a note saying did Linda lose this? 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Ad gi thi an arm n leg fer it Pat!

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