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bob9739
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Ruth, I have just been in the safe and found 3 eggs and £4000.00, what's that all about ?

Fred, When we married 40 years ago I swore to you that I would always tell you the truth no matter what!

Ruth, Yes, so what about those three eggs then?

Fred, Well every time I shagged the next door's wife, I put an egg in the safe.

Ruth, Well after 40 years of marriage I can forgive you for 3 little faults, But where did the £4000.00 come from?

Fred, Well every time I reached a dozen eggs, I sold them and that's where the money come from!


   
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