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(@dave-burgess)
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A live twenty minutes from the local battlecruiser but 3 hours ta walk back. Time difference is fukkin staggerin!


   
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And stopping every few minutes for as piss, as my old granny used to say, Drink a pint piss a pailful hinny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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That,s me Bob, must be from the weak bladder brigade, drinka pint, piss two! 🙄 


   
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I'm okay in the pub piss rings, but I have to concentrate were I,m aiming in my own bog the Ayathola's always bollocking me to for bad marksmanship!


   
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Have you got one of those plaques that says "We aim to please, will you aim too please?"?


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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"Range two feet!" 😊 


   
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Couldn't hit a bulls arse with a shovel at two feet ! 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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