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Dunno if things have changed over there Dave, but no more tea over here, just water or squash due to elfin safety concerns that somebody may burn themselves with a hot drink. Me and TLO have a competition every time to see who can nick the most bickies, the other day I came out with dozens of Club orange and Kitkats with a few ginger nuts and a couple of packs of digestives for luck. Wish I could wear my smock to get even more thieving space in the pockets and chest but just have to make do with my waistcoat pockets and map pocket on my trousers, (still beat her handbag score though)! 😜 

You wouldn't get that off Dracula!

Your good lady and you donate regularly then Pat? Never donated myself but thinking seriously of donating my whole self to science to save the whole fukkin about with a funeral. Be interesting for anyone concerned to see if they find any brain cells? 🤔 

🤣 🤣 🤣 I don't need to ask that question Dave, I was never gifted with any mate.

I looked into donating my carcase to Queens University over here for medical use, but it was such a palaver I gave up in the end. They seem to only want perfect bodies with no serious injuries or scarring and definitely no disease like cancer and suchlike. Think I'll just get dumped in the septic tank!

Fukkin ell Pat! wot wo thi gunna do? Use thi az a fukkin shop windaa display?

• Because us pensioners are costing to much to keep, their going to crucify us on crosses, then put us in the middle of crop fields to scare the birds off! That way we won't be a burden on society !

Their mission is ta get rid o the common sense generation az fast az thi fukkin can Bob, so keep breathin n piss the bastards off!

🤣🤣🤣 I'll give it a bloody good try Dave.