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Geezer guz ta the quacks n tells im, "I aint come fer me, I want some advice about my missis, she waint fukkin talk to me, just keeps silent 24/7" Quack ses, "Best theapy fer this iz ta gu out on the lash, come ome bladdered and knock er up outa feather at 3am!


   
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bob9739
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Been there done that, the response was not good!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Wimmin? They,re so fukkin unreasnable!! 🤣 


   
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I've christened mine Bagpipes! 😀 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Deafness is such a blessing! "Trouble" stops talkin ta mi when she gets fed up o mi askin, "Tha wot?"


   
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Got to be careful what I say now, She's got a smart phone off one of the kids who has tuned it in so it's compatible with her hearing aids! 


   
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