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11/03/2025 5:03 pm
Tried that one last neet, "You can wash the dishes toneet luv". Why" she asked. A replied, "Trump sez that geezers can,t compete in wimmins spoorts!"Â Â "TWAT!!"
12/03/2025 10:25 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I wish somebody would explain that to my lot, I always end up washing up, reminds me of getting rubber dicked for DRO's at the cookhouse. Good job I've got asbestos hands !
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12/03/2025 6:51 pm
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A do,nt really mind weshin up Bob, at least no big fukk off dixies ta scrub out. German bands that do dishes feel az soft az mi boo-at race! 🤗Â
12/03/2025 7:34 pm
Your boat race? Soft? 🤣Â
13/03/2025 9:49 am
Mine was on about this new gaff were in the process of buying, she said there is no dishwasher in the kitchen, I said your wrong there because when we move I'm the dishwasher! Only to be told your not as good as a dishwasher! Wonder why she didn't marry one? Because they weren't around in 1962!
13/03/2025 11:17 am
Just been reading an article about the dishwasher being invented by a woman in America in 1880 or thereabouts. It was shown at the world fair in Chicago in 1893, an industrial sized thing suitable for hotels etc, but it was a while before it was downsized to the ones we know in our kitchens now. Her firm was bought out by Whirlpool in 1986 and they have the monopoly on making them now. See Bob they were around in 1962 and you could've had a lucky escape if you'd pointed one out to her! 😉Â
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13/03/2025 6:54 pm
"With Brand New Fairy Liquid!" 😋Â
14/03/2025 4:55 pm
Rubber dicked again, story of my life!
