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Geezers missis drags im ta the supermarket fer the Chrimbo shopping n after a while notices eez noweer ta bi seen so seething giz im a bell on the mobile ta see weer the fukk eee iz. Eee answers n she giz im a huge round o fukks, so calmin er down eee sez, "Tha noze the jewelry shop weer tha saw that lovely necklace tha saw a few years agu burra kunt afoord it?" Calming down and tears fillin er mince pies, softly she whispers, "Yes darling". Eee sez, "Well am in the battlecruiser next door to it, gerrin pissed cossam fukkin pissed off!" 


   
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