SEEN?

🤣🤣🤣Eleanor is stone deaf irrelevant of the fact she has two hearing aids. So any answer I give to her is always misinterpreted hence the reason I am always in the shit, it is only the depth that varies.

@bob9739 tell you what Bob ive got national health ones ok when working ,but get blocked regularly ,so its pull through time (minus the 4x2)

Eleanor has to get them serviced new tubes and set up on some machine at ENT, their fine while they work but terrible when they don't!

Now double bonus fer me, mutt n jeff n now guin az blind az a bat, so now can,t fukkin see or ear er.

Think I'll stick to the old His Masters Voice horn, or a sheet of rolled up newspaper as hearing aids, bugger technology to complicated for me! 😀 

Lobbed the ones I got in the bin Bob. Bollokins a got from the "Trouble" sounded like the Kop End at Anfield! 😠 

Took mine with me this weekend hoping I'd be able to hear what the other dozen or so blokes on the stag do were saying, but gave up the first night then panicked the next day when we had to go in 4 man canoes to the pub and the other 2 boats managed to sink themselves on the way home with the aids still in my pocket. We didn't sink our one so the aids were saved, and I was saved a bollocking when I got home! The bunch of college boys lost half their phones wallets and posh sunglasses to the river and moaned like f.ck all the way home, so I came out on top after all apart from gaining nearly half a stone in Guinness and pork scratchings weight and a very smelly arse!

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Kin Computers! being a numpty spent all day yesterday trying to figure out why Microsoft wouldn't open my files, found out the culprit was Adobe Acrobat Ready so binned that and downloaded another PDF file reader which works fine. Technology and me do not go together! So lesson learnt before you do any magic resets look at the real culprit! 🙄  

All beyond a thick kunt like me this technical stuff Bob, I allus av an ammer ready if owt guz wrong wi mine. Dunt do it any gud but deffo meks mi feel better!

It's okay if you know Dave, but most of the time I'm fumbling about not really knowing if I'm doing right or wrong mate. Which is why I ask the Oracle (Grandson) who knows about this kind of stuff!