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(@dave-burgess)
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Mate o mine az bin donatin 5 ackers a month fer a needy family in bongo bongo land. Eee sed "the the cheeky kunts av sent mi an update from Dover, the fukkers av bin savin up fer a fukkin dinghy!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 there's a hole iny dinghy dear Ahmed!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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"So fukk it dear Hassan, dear Hassan" 🤗 🤗 


   
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I'll do that dear Ahmad, dear Ahmad, I will do that. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Ta them bent bastards Bob, dunt mek any difference whether it,s a bucket or a fukkin goat!


   
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There was a case once of some idiot trying to shaft a Hoover tube, suppose he remembered that ditty "Nothing sucks like Electrolux" ! 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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A bet that sucked a few andy macnabs off the bent kunts bollox!


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Hoover bag infested with Mobile dandruff.


   
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