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Topic starter
24/02/2025 5:01 pm
Wuz walkin past a jewellery shop at the retail park n clocked a young tash assistant purrin the "A" board out. Read it then pissed mesen laffin. "Trouble" asked, "What are you laughing at?" A replied, "Just read that fukkin "A" boord:-
"RINGS DEEP CLEANED AND VALATED!"
24/02/2025 6:17 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Was it outside Everhard & Co ?
Topic starter
24/02/2025 7:52 pm
Or "We Accomodate All Ring Sizes!"
25/02/2025 10:22 am
🤣 🤣 🤣🤣 makes you wonder why some of these blokes have piercings through their bell end. If I catch mine in my zip I think it's the end of the world!
Topic starter
25/02/2025 4:58 pm
Went ta buy a cock ring Taff, normal size. "Trouble" uses it az a fukkin Hoola Hoop!
26/02/2025 8:46 am
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28/02/2025 11:19 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Mind there are some you would need a cock the circumference of a Hoola Hoop to fit the buggers.
