PISSING

Geezer guz ta A&E avin probs wi iz knob. Young pretty nurse call im in ta av a butchers n sez "Drop your trousers then let,s av a look. Geezer sez, "Am a bit shy luv cossav only gorra little knob", nurse sez, "Don,t be daft, I see everything in this job, now drop your kecks!" So geezer drops iz strides and tryin not ta laff the nurse clocks the smallest knob she,s ever seen n az ta stop ersen sniggerin, then she asks, "What,s wrong with it?" Geezer replies, "it,s fukkin swollen!" Exit nurse pissin er knickers laffin!