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Got to be honest Dave, when I hear some of them I can't make out what their singing mate, and I certainly don't consider these so called rap artists singers by any stretch of the imagination! See there was a lot of complaints about some of the presenters and artists on the Kings variety performance at the Palladium the other night. Reckon that twat Alan Carr was way out of his depth! Pity old Bruce Forsyth isn't around anymore!

A used ta luv guin ta the owd talent neets at the Mucky Duck n Marples on Thursday neets in town Bob. Owd Arfur used ta gerrup ta play the spoons n the owd nick nack boo-ans n Elsie used ta gerrup n beez wing the owd classic "Climb every mountain" n one o the lads used ta shout at the top o iz voice, "A wish Thaa.d get tat fukkin top!" Thi oughta ad em on "Britains Got Taent!" 😆 

One laugh I had years ago, was at the Bank House Club on it's talent night, when the presenter in a thick Geordie accent said, And noo we'll hev Madame Barnes, to give we's a fine rendition of  Noo is the Whore" Local dialects eh! 🤣 

🤣 Know wot tha means Bob, not too bad round ere but the Newcastle lads especially when thaz Mutt n Jeff ard ta understand especially when they,re pissed!

What makes me laugh is these white blokes trying to talk with a Caribbean accent, unbelievable isn't it 😂

Bi better if thi spoke like Stanley Unwin Bob! 😊 

"Yeah no like innit bro!" F'ckin' illiterate twats! ☹️ 

If they were to be gifted with a brain cell, it would be extremely lonely ! 😀