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forever young
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A retired couple that had been married for 50 years was struggling to keep up the romance in their marriage after their looks had faded, their hair turning gray, their skin sagging, and their bodies becoming more tired. One day, they figured out a way to keep their love alive and well: They had a nightly ritual to eat dinner together completely naked.

One day, the wife told her husband, "This is really working because my tits are so hot for you!" The husband replied, "I can see that, sweetheart!" The wife asked how he could see that, and the husband replied, "Well, one of your nipples is in your tea, and the other is in your soup!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 OHHH! The Pain.


   
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