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Little Toms neighbour had a baby which unfortunately had no ears and Tom and his Mum went to visit but before they left Toms Mum sed, "Now Tom behave yourself, don,t be cheeky and watch your language!" When they get there Tom looks in the cot n sez, "Lovely baby, lovely hands, lovely feet and lovely skin. What,s its eyesight like?" Mum replies, "Perfect" so Tom sez, "Thank  fukk for that, cos it,s gunna av a reight problem wearin glasses!"


   
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🤣🤣🤣 I was feeling quite sad reading that, until the punch line then I pissed myself!


   
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