NATURAL

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 See that old Austrian skydiver found that out when he hit the edge of the swimming pool!

One lob too far Bob! 😮 

I watched some geezer in a so called wing suit jumping off a mountain, and flying through a hole between two cliff faces. Bollocks to that!

Saw one like that Bob, shudda cleared an iron bridge burree dint! 😲 

Quick leg over and a cup of tea is enough excitement for me Dave, but don't even get that these days🙄

I,m oreight if the "Trouble" talks ta mi wi out tellin mi off! 🤔 

Dave, I'm pleased I'm not the only one mate, I haven't been spoken to for a few hours because I called her Bagpipes.because she's always moaning !

Silence is golden Bob! 🤣 

Roll on doss time! 😴 

Getting the silent treatment from mine now Bob for a similar reason. Got fed up with her moaning about all the hoops we're having to jump through to sell this place and buy a new one, when it was her idea to sell a perfectly good place which I'd planned on seeing out my time in and buying a hugely expensive place with twice the rates bill and running costs! Then she starts on about 'when' we sell the new gaff! I told her there would be no need to worry about shifting me because I'll be away to the hills in the van to live the life of a Pikey! All picture no sound for several hours so far! 🙂 

Soon you will hear, do you think you could do this for me? Fickle creatures!

Having to bite my tongue with all her panicking over daft things to do with the move. She showed me a site map with the outline in red and there was a spike going up and down the road either side which overlapped the same spike for the site next door. She thought that it meant they owned the end of our drive, but I assured her it just marked sight lines. She rang the solicitor, they said 'sight lines', rang the estate agent, they said 'sight lines'. Finally she had to ring the planning department at the council who said 'sight lines' before she could finally settle down and admit that maybe I was right all along! But of course the architects who drew the map are wrong and should use different coloured ink on sight lines to the red they use for the rest of the boundary! 🙄 

Wimmin wittle o,er fukk all Pat.

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