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(@dave-burgess)
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Thi worra German lorry driver in the battlecruiser at Newcastle gobbin off about ow lazy British lorry drivers are. He sed, "I can load up in Germany go thru Belgium, Calais, on ta Newcastle, then back to Germany in two days!" An owd Geordie geezer sittin in the corner neckin iz Newky Brown shouted, "That,s fukk all! A used ta load up, get ta Germany, drop mi load then back fer a bacon n egg banjo in just 6 hours!" Boxee-ad sez, "Wot the fukk were you drivin?", Owd geordie replies, "A Lancaster Bomber, kunt!"


   
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🤣🤣🤣🤣Good one !


   
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