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26/06/2025 3:40 pm
Mate o mine got the tin tack yesterdy. Gaffer sed ta im, "Duz thaa believe in life after death?" Mate replied, "Loo-ad o bollox, thiz no proof!" Gaffer sed, "Well thi fukkin iz naa, cos tha noze that funeral o thi uncle tha went to yesterdy? The kunt turned up ere lookin fer thee, naa fukk off!"
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15/08/2025 1:29 pm
Mate o mine got the tin tack yesterdy. Gaffer sed ta im, "Duz thaa believe in life after death?" Mate replied, "Loo-ad o bollox, thiz no proof!" Gaffer sed, "Well thi fukkin iz naa, cos tha noze that funeral o thi uncle tha went to yesterdy? The kunt turned up ere lookin fer thee, naa fukk off!"
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15/08/2025 1:29 pm
Nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
15/08/2025 1:33 pm
@jackw102 Those were the days when you saw coppers on the beat Jack, when you were about to knock on somebody's door and run away you always had an eye open for the village copper!
15/08/2025 2:55 pm
And the village copper was looking for you Bob, the village idiot! 🤣Â
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Topic starter
22/08/2025 5:57 pm
No truer word ever spoken Jack!
23/08/2025 7:52 am
👍 👍 👍Â
25/08/2025 2:55 pm
True ! 😅Â
26/09/2025 10:46 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 is he going to feed her up to match the other one?
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29/11/2025 4:47 pm
🤣 Very true Jack. Also comes in handy for Mum to lift you out of your cot!
