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26/06/2025 3:40 pm
Mate o mine got the tin tack yesterdy. Gaffer sed ta im, "Duz thaa believe in life after death?" Mate replied, "Loo-ad o bollox, thiz no proof!" Gaffer sed, "Well thi fukkin iz naa, cos tha noze that funeral o thi uncle tha went to yesterdy? The kunt turned up ere lookin fer thee, naa fukk off!"
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28/06/2025 7:38 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 He was there in spirit!
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07/07/2025 4:00 pm
wonder if she moves like that when gerrin fukked? brings a new meanin to "Fukks like a rattlesnake!" 😋Â
07/07/2025 5:39 pm
Wouldn't want her moving like that during a shag, she'd kick yer bollocks in! 😯Â
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07/07/2025 7:00 pm
Bi like fukkin a tash whooz avin an epeleptic fit! "Iz it in? Ouch! 😩Â
08/07/2025 7:23 am
Been there done that, in Wallsend when I rode Twa Heed's neighbour for hours thinking by her moaning and twitching she was enjoying it, even when I climbed off and went home! It was only later when an ambulance took her away that I realised she'd been fitting all that time! I should've cottoned on when she pissed herself, but I just thought she maybe had some German ancestry! My name was shit in that street for a while! 🤣Â
08/07/2025 1:31 pm
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09/07/2025 10:08 am
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23/07/2025 11:38 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 good one!
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23/07/2025 6:02 pm
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25/07/2025 4:47 pm
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