LAFFEDMK111

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 She must have used a road drill!

and I told Big Ada never to loan hers out! 😏 

I had to laugh a few years back, worked with a bloke who decide his dick wasn't up to it so decide to use a penus enlarger, he said it was like a giant test tube with a rubber hose and bulb. You had to put your Jake in it and pump the bulb to create some kind of vacuum. Reckoned his Jake was black and blue by the time he'd finished.

And to add insult to injury his wife said, if you think your coming anywhere near me with that you can think again.

Poor soul should have been rewarded for effort! 🤣 

Like the geezer who tied two housebricks to iz chooper n threw em downstaits while standin at the top.

Iz mate asked, "Did it work?" Eee replied "Yeh, it,s turned fukkin black!"

The lads caught Harry 'The Bat' McBriety with one of those after his missus complained about his size, tied him to the bed and inflated his knob till it nearly burst! Oh how those winter evenings flew by! 🤣 

🤣🤣🤣🤣 All in the name of science of course!

Did it make a mess!

Didn't make his knob any bigger or make him a bigger knob as he was about the biggest in the battalion! His nickname 'The Bat' came from him being caught hanging upside down from the balcony in his pad perving at the neighbour below in the bathroom! 🤣 

Probably after some wankin inspiration Pat, 😆 

Hope he wasn't wearing the inflation kit at the time 🤣 🤣 🤣