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15/09/2025 12:38 pm
Jock fer the first ski ing jolly, after a day on the slopes learnin, calls inta the battlecruiser fer a sneck lifter. Behind the bar thiz a big fukk off stags crust angin on the wall. Jock asks, "Wot the fukks that?" barman replies "It,s a Moose" Jock sez, "Fukkin ell! ow big o the cats round ere?"
15/09/2025 1:11 pm
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15/09/2025 3:35 pm
Reminds me of one of the lads in Norway who was riding a local lass and asked her if there were any moose around the area. "Oh yes" she replied "and sometimes they come into our house!"......."F.ck me what do they do when they get in?" he asked with a vision of a big antlered beast wrecking the place....."Oh sometimes they eat little holes in the skirting boards and steal food from the kitchen" was her reply, having mistaken his question for 'Mouse'! 🤣Â
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15/09/2025 4:09 pm
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19/09/2025 9:53 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 There's a moose loose around this hoose
