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20/06/2024 4:34 pm
Jim, was standing on the station platform waiting for the 11.45 to Bridlington, when he spotted a weighing machine so he jumped on and popped a penny in.
Weighing Machine: You are 12 stone 3 pounds and you are waiting for the 11.45 to Bridlington!
Jim, That's a clever bit of kit I'll just go for a piddle and try it again!
Weighing machine: You are adequately relieved, you are still 12 stone 3 pounds and you are waiting for the 11.45 to Bridlington.
Jim, I need a crap, then I'll try that machine again and see if I'm any lighter! however Jim could only produce a fart!
Weighing machine: You are still 12 stone 3 pounds, However with your pissing and farting around, you have just missed the11.45 to Bridlington!
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