HOT DOGS

Something else which I get told off for buying Dave, those Herta hot dogs love them mate in a roll with mustard. All I get is "You will die you know" Well I already know that so, so I keep bunging them in my gob because I can't change the inevitable!

The old bratwurst are my favourites but for some reason the local Lidl has stopped selling them. The peasants over here mustn't appreciate them because Tesco have also stopped stocking them. 😒 

Marvelous innit these days? owt tha enjoys iz no gud fer thi! Fuck em,best ta kipper appy n not a miserable owd twat!

Always laugh when you hear some old twat at 100+ yrs putting their long life down to not drinking, smoking or messing about with wimmin, and I think well you haven't lived, you've just existed! "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die!"

It,s like the geezer who sez, "A do,nt drink, a don,t smoke n a mek all mi own dresses!" 🙂 

either that or they went into the ecclesiastical profession, and progged little lads bums!

Can imagine the popes dying words:- "For fukks sake! Bury my hard drive with me!" 

Or "In me!"

Thid bury the stiff neck wi a big fukk off smile on iz boo-at race! 😊 

I'm pleased I'm not religious, when you see the weeping and wailing that goes on even before he's croaked, You think what's it all about, religion has been the worst offender of persecution, inquisition, do as I say not as I do, and wars. Than anything else, so excuse me for being an atheist!

Paratroopers finish up in Hell anyway Bob, ready to re-group! 😏 

Or eat soup as Smokey's grandson said!

Ad bi fucked Pat if it wuz alphabet!

My shovel has my number on it Dave, so I'll have to dig my knee pads out if that's where I'm headed. The Devil needs coal fillers to keep his fire stoked!