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Mates Missis who,s on the fat side n built like the Trollenberg Terror gorrup yesterdy mornin complainin o chest pains n sed, "I think I,m having a heart attack" Mate sed,"Fukk off!, you,re standing on your nipples!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Remember that old black and white horror film The Trollenberg Terror! What a load of old bollocks that was!


   
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Thi wo some real shite med back then Bob,usually starrin Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee , peter lorry and the other Yank wi the tache. Like the Carry On Films thi stuck em together when the tax bills came thru the letter box!


   
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Went to see Peter Lore in the Beast with five fingers, was scared to go to bed when me mother said. If you don't get up the stairs the beast will come and get you and tan your bloody arse! I didn't need telling twice!


 


   
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Wonder if I could get the "Trouble"to say that to me Bob? 😋 


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣Dave, If she appears in the doorway with a cricket bat, run like Usain Bolt!


   
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Gud job thiz nowt important ta damage Bob! 🤪 


   
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