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24/08/2024 11:11 am
A teld mi mate rhat occoordin ta the World Health Health Organisation you should change a condom after 35 minutes. Eee asked, "Duz that include the time it teks ta pick a tash up ta shag?"
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12/07/2026 5:50 pm
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, round your ball bag it will blow
13/07/2026 1:14 pm
🤣,But whatever you do don't shave off and put aftershave on them, brings tears to your eyes!
13/07/2026 3:16 pm
I had tears in my eyes after making the mistake of standing astride a jerrycan full of petrol in Belize as I opened it, and with the heat expanding it the petrol shot out soaking my ballbag. Talk about sting, and no water in sight to flush it with! Lesson learned! 😜Â
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13/07/2026 5:38 pm
Bet tha set off like an internal combustion engine Pat! 😳Â
13/07/2026 6:07 pm
The combustion was all external Dave! 😯Â
14/07/2026 10:49 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 not a pleasant experience Pat, suppose the sunny side is there wasn't anybody smoking next to you, it would have brought a whole new meaning to Dance of the flaming arseholes!
14/07/2026 1:55 pm
I've been called worse! 🤣Â
16/07/2026 1:38 pm
It would certainly get rid of crabs! 😂Â
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16/07/2026 6:31 pm
and cortorise your bollox! 😦Â
17/07/2026 3:33 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 roast chestnuts anybody!
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17/07/2026 6:43 pm
 Easy peelers! 😆Â
19/07/2026 11:05 am
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20/08/2026 11:42 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 We laugh it it Jack, but apparently it's quite a common event in Trumps part of the world!
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