GREEKS

And he better beware of Greeks bearing gifts!

Especially if it,s Helen Of Troy!

After using it to launch a thousand ships her face mustn't have been much to look at!!

Good job it wasn't Medusa, they would have turned to stone and sank!

Read a book about Troy nowt like the flick weer it wuz all o,er after 2 hours, In reality the siege by the Greeks took ten fukkin years!

Think I saw that film Dave, wasn't Brad Pit in it ?

That,s reight Bob, plenty o action, norra bad flick.

I like those old historical films, I know some of it is a bit corny but I enjoy them and that's the main thing. not long since I watched Waterloo with Christopher Plummer and Rod Stieger. At least they had a beginning, Middle, and End. And didn't leave you thinking what was all that about. The Ayatollah watched one with Tom Cruise in called Vanilla Sky, now that was a total load of bollocks. Couldn't make head nor tail of it!

Same as thee Bob, a luv the historical blood n snot flicks, while the "Trouble" guz inta the doss room n wetches some reight soppy shite!

Eleanor record these crap B movies on 5 plus, typical American romantic nauseous shite, I have to get out because I can't watch them!

Wimmin from a different planet Bob. That,s the best when tha fancies the lego,er n thi tell thi, "You,re much too old for that nonsense." n tha thinks ta theesen, "That,s wot thaa fukkin thinks!" 😋 

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