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(@dave-burgess)
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6 year old Tom mistakenly guz inta the bathroom while iz Mum iz avin a ladybower, apologises then asks, "Wots that between thi legs mum?" Mum replies, "It,s where God landed with his golden axe sweetheart, so you could be born". Tom az a closer look then sez, "Fukkin ell, that,s a reight shot,eee got thi reight in the kunt!"


   
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bob9739
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 must take up axe throwing!


   
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