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"Donald!  DUCK!!!"


   
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☹  lucky man


   
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A think that when a see iz Missis Jack! 😋 


   
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He dodged the bullet this time, luck man to get away with a bullet graze. Unfortunately there were one or two other poor souls who were not as lucky. Doesn't say a lot for high profile security though does it. That guy on a white rooftop with an M16 must have stood out like a bulldogs bollocks!


   
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Security was ordered by iz best mate Joe Biden! 🤪 


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 That wouldn't surprise me!


   
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As Maxwell Smart used to say, "missed him by that much."


   
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Might as well have used a Ramset Bolt Gun!


   
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I was just feeling good, and then I turned the TV on, and Donald was talking about how God saved him. Obviously, God didn't give a fxck about the bloke who got killed. Or hundreds of thousands of others who are dying around the planet. He was flat out shifting Donald's head an inch, so the bullet missed him.


   
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I would hate to see anyone killed over something like politics, hatred and bigotry seems to be rife in American politics. But I suppose in a Country where citizens have a right to bear arms, the nutters among them will take the opportunity to use people as targets.Its life Jim but not as we know it!


   
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Posted by: @bob9739

I would hate to see anyone killed over something like politics, hatred and bigotry seems to be rife in American politics. But I suppose in a Country where citizens have a right to bear arms, the nutters among them will take the opportunity to use people as targets.Its life Jim but not as we know it!

True, Bob. They reckon they have the highest incidence of mental health problems and easy access to guns. That's not a good combination.

 


   
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Fukk all to do wi God, moor luck than judgement. Sympathy guz ta the geezer shieldin iz family, wrong place, wrong time.


   
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Makes you wonder though eh? they don't mind blasting seven colours of shite out of their own citizens, but their reluctant to allow Ukraine to use their weapons on Russian soil just beggars belief to me!


   
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They,re freetened ta dee-ath Bob o fruitcake Spewtin pressin the button.


   
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Trump reckons he can stop the Ukraine war in 5 weeks of taking office, total bollocks you can't reason with dictators Chamberlin found that out before the start of WW2. Never forget the lessons of history, and similarities between Putin and Hitler are not rocket science to figure out!


   
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