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Mate took delivery of iz new Chinese blow up doll last week so a asked, "Wots thi new doll like?" Eee replied, "Fukkin rubbery!" 😋 


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Did it come with a bicycle puncture repair kit ? 


   
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Too much friction cud deffo melt it in the growler region Bob! 😋 


   
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Just imagine the frustration Dave, your just on your vinegar strokes and some twat bursts it with a pin! 😫 


   
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and it blows out thru the windda inta the Vicars garden! 😵 


   
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New collar vicar! 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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