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Chemist, James I can't help noticing you seem to lack enthusiasm when dealing with customers requests, put a little zest into it for goodness sake.

James, Yes Mr White.

Lady Customer, Have you any sanitary towels young man?

James, Certainly Mam, I'll be back in a flash with a sash for your tash!


   
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That explains a lot about the goings on over here in July and the refrain of 'The sash my father wore' as they're all c.nts! 🤣 


   
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Poor owd BillyBoy!


   
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Taking to an ex RMP who was on duty around Divus flats area one Orange day parade. Said I was quite happy listening to the old Orange Bands, when there was a bloody great crash a few feet away from me. Some twat had lobbed an old fridge from one of the upper floors!

Happy days eh? ice cream anyone!


   
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