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A know weer mi votes guin then Pat! 😏 

Well you did better than me Pat, Seppy and I were dragged into the headmaster to be told, your behaviour is totally unacceptable and your both heading for an approved school! All we did was drench a few girls with the hosepipe during a gardening lesson. Was that so bad?

"Just giving the girls growlers a wash down sir before the next doctors and nurses session, I don,t want mi Mam thinking av bin ta the chip shop!"

Lost count of the number of times I was dragged into the company office to be told "You've let yourself down, the unit down, the country down etc etc!" All drink related in every country we visited of course! 😎 

Pat, You,re a very naughty boy! 😝 

I was, but going straight now......so far, can't guarantee I won't slip back into my naughty ways if drink's taken! Off to St Lucia in about 10 days so anything could happen once the rum gets hold of me! 😇 

Enjoy theesen Pat n get az drunk az a fart! 😆 

Yes and don't piss in the sea the ocean levels need to be prevented from rising! 😀 

It's a mile walk from the beach to the nearest bog so I'll stick to wandering into the sea for a piss I'm afraid, sod the islands that will be swamped! 😉 

Not Golden Sands, Golden sea then Pat! 😎 

Harry Belafonte wasn't it? "Oh island in the sun........"

That,s correct Pat, eee musta lived theer lookin at iz fukkin sun tan!

Is he still alive? The worst thing is I can remember him singing that on Desert Island Discs!

Think eez kippered Bob.

Thank feck he didn't sing Tip Toe Through The Tulips!