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15/04/2025 5:45 pm
Mate o mine woke up ta find that overnight iz jam jar ad bin vandalised by local toe rags so rang Plod. Reply wuz, "Sorry, all our officers are too busy to attend. Eee thought, "Fukk it! Plan "B", eee purriz big speakers on full blast, picked up iz microphone n started recitin scriptures from Jesus in the Bible so that all the soo-ap dodgers in the area and local mosque cud ere it. 5 minutes later 7 plod cars, 3 riot vans n armed response team turned up. Mate rang back n sed, "Too busy?" FUKK OFF!"
16/04/2025 5:34 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sounds about right these days!
