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Breaking News! "Princess Anne sticks nut on horse!" A spokesman sed. "The horse is very traumatised but is recovering well and we hope Camilla will be ready to saddle up soon!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Turn it's head I want to kiss it!


   
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ENGLAND v SPAIN FINAL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️ 🇪🇸
This may be of interest to someone.
A friend of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Spain final Sunday 14th July.
He paid £245 each but didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his rescheduled wedding!
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Guildford Registry Office, at 3pm. The bride's name is Lucy, aged 39, 5'4",


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Think old Lucy will be waiting a long time!


   
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Lucy, 5ft 4inch Jack?, sorry, too tall for me, so looks like either painting the back door and watching it dry or the footy. Mind you, the way footy is played these days, watching paint dry is odds on favourite! 🤔 


   
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Bairns have shown more enthusiasm playing in the street!


   
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Ackers they are earning for the load o bollox on dispay, plus monicas on the honours list thi shud bi sweatin blood n runnin around like blue arsed flies!


   
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Their there through pure luck more than judgment, I saw today that some fans had paid up to £6000.00 for a ticket. There is no way that I would pay that sort of money to watch what you can see for nowt on the telly.


   
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Spot on Bob! Prices these days all outa reality. I call it The Sheep Mentality, talk about follow the leader! Sunday mornings I bimble wi the dogs ta the Dawden pit sports club who have brill cared for facilities for footy, cricket and bowls plus battlecruiser. Great place ta wetch young lads playin proper footy wi a wetchin crowd o 2 dozen and a few dogs!


   
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And that Dave is what sport is all about mate, having fun a bit of banter and the best team win to a cheer all round. Those overpaid wankers could learn a lot from it!


   
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The correct meaning of sport Bob!! Summat else big global business az totally fukked up!! 😖 


   
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To many rich foreigners running the show Dave!


   
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At top level not a British game anymoor Bob!


   
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Your spot on there Dave, mores the pity mate!


   
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Ukraine  channel (may be propaganda)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wXvJ4NLcaY


   
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