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26/09/2024 3:50 pm
BREAKING:- Biden arrives in Israel demanding answers to tough questions:- "Where the fukk am I?"Â "Who the fukk am !"
27/09/2024 10:21 am
🤣 🤣 🤣 And what was that question I was supposed to ask?
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28/09/2024 7:08 pm
"Where,s the fukkin shithouse?"
28/09/2024 7:48 pm
He is a shithouse!
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29/09/2024 11:20 am
So he just follaz thru n shits iz sen!
30/09/2024 6:08 pm
I remember one of our blokes on exercise shit himself in his sleeping bag. And woke up in the morning thinking he was blind because he had shit in his eyes! 🤣
01/10/2024 3:38 pm
Gives a new meaning to 'shithead' I suppose! I remember having to wake a cook up on Chrimbo rear party to cook brekkie. He'd shit the bed and rolled about in it and after drunkenly pulling on his whites he was found at the hotplate serving the scoff with dried shit in his hair dropping into the eggs. A swift black eye showed him the error of his ways! 😜Â
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01/10/2024 3:59 pm
Sounds like "Greasy Veras" scoff waggin Pat!
01/10/2024 7:29 pm
Reminds me of one of the Sqn cooks,who was out on the piss the night before we flew out to Kenya.
I shoved my mug under the tea urn and it came out as black as pitch, I said Sonny there is no milk in the tea!
He said there is two tins in there!
He was right but just not opened,and the labels floating on the top! 🤣Â
