BATTLECRUISER

Geezer walks inta the battlecruiser, guz up ta the bar n orders a pint from the landlord. Then he teks this little bloke outa a carrier bag n a small piana n asks if iz mate can sit in the corner wi iz piana outa the way. Landlord lookin puzzled asks, "Weer did tha get im from?" Geezer repies "Thiz a geezer in,t doorway sez eez a Genie n eee cud grant mi wish, so this iz worra got." Landlord dashes out to av a word, then az eee comes back thiz undreds o ducks  theer ta meet im. "Fukkin ell!"eee ez, "A asked im fer a million bucks!" Geezer at the bar sez, "A forgot ta tell thi, the kunt must bi dyslexic , A asked im fer an eleven inch penis!"