ARF INCH

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Once had to move a tanning bed from an upstairs gym after some of the lads bought it. I must've drawn the short straw and got the lower end going down the stairs and heard a noise like the sea meeting a beach just before I was soaked by a gallon or so of sweat that had gathered in the base. The half hour drive home stinking like 3 unwashed Arabs put me off sunbeds for life! 🙁 

When a wuz running a tashes gym in the 80s Pat, once or twice a ad to rescue one or two naked members from bein crushed underneath when the hydraulic rams became fukked leavin em trapped like a fukkin toasted sandwich. "Yer oreight luv, av got mi eyes shut honest!" 😎 

🤣🤣🤣 you could say it was more like a virus fly trap Dave.

Mates used ta say, "Thaa lucky Kunt, workin around all that young clantily clad growler!" If thi only knew the pain in the aristotle fanny can be! Constantly wantin ta bi weighed n measured. Imagine duin the thigh measurement on a young tash wearin nowt but a tight leatard,bent down wi the tape measure n wetch springs n smelly growler in thi boo-at race just after thaz scoffed a fukkin bacon n egg banjo. Talk about mixed grill!

Nom nom nom! 😜 

Now NowPat! I,m a married man! 😇 

Sounds a lot better than having to measure,Cyril Smith.you would run out of tape. And he would more than likely break the scales! 😫 

Went on one in Berlin and my balls peeled 🤔 never been near one again.

Easy Peelers then Nigel ! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Very effective method o gerrin rid o thi crabs Nige! 😫 

As long as the cat doesn't chase you around thinking there Lichees. 🤣