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forever young
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You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time


   
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🤣   Also when tha sees plod n some o the geezers on gogglebox n tha thinks ta theesen, "Surely that kunt iz gunna bi late fer skoyle!


   
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Ian you can add shit to that as well mate, I can confirm that happening to my Brother in law.


   
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Really it,s just a silent fart that comes out in big lumps! 😝 


   
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My brother in law poor bugger, suffered with incontinence from both, he had like a condom thing with a pipe to a bag to catch the piss, which kept slipping off his knob so he constantly soaked himself. And he had faecal incontinence, so he had to wear a big pad to prevent making a mess of himself. the problem is that the system never worked well, so when he passed on it was a relief to the family who used to have the job of constantly washing the bedding and his clothes. We all get problems but thankfully not as bad as that, it must have been hell for him to live with!


   
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Mi knob iz a dribbler but thank fukk don,t shit mesen,YET! 🙄 


   
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@bob9739 Must have been hard for him to live with


   
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Funny though Ian he never lost his sense of humor right to the end.

It was the old people's friend pneumonia which polished him off, a blessing really.


   
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