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Owd Adam wuz waderin around on earth on iz jack jones lonely n a bit pissed off so eee shouted up ta God, "Can tha get mi a femail mate ta keep mi compay?" God shouted back,"It,llcost thi an arm n a leg mate". Adam ponders and az a think then asks, "Wot can tha do fer just a rib?" God answers, "Well a can get thi a woman but just think on she,ll bi very temperemental, sentimental, highly strung, gets upset o,er owt, bad tempered n tends ta throw things at thi. In fact a complete fukkin nutter!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Bloody hell he passed her on to me!


   
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