Two likely lads from "Shiny Two!"

The T shirt denotes tha did a thorough job Pat! On the barnet topic, a use a Whal No.3 on mi barnet n No. 1 on mi boo-at race.

It,s all part o their heathen lifestyle Bob, tribal fukkers and we deffo aint one o their tribe. Their main aim is ta tek the country o,er and fukk uz...

Oreight but sometimes get fed up o cuttin it Bob. Do it mesen so if a mek a bollox grows back in a week, saves a fortune guin ta the barbers.