FFS..

That's to allow for all the soap dodgers that want to squat to shit, as Dave will tell you from his gym running days when he had to keep renewing the broken seats. And of course it should be written in about six different languages so they can understand as they refuse to integrate and learn our language! 🙄 

That would account for the diagrams, mate. It just looks like a bit of an uncomfortable way of taking care of business. 🤣 

If you had the runs I imagine you'd shit all over yer ankles! 😯 

The kunts wearin dish dashes just shit weer thi stand then walk away and blame it on a dog. The only clue ta their guilt iz ta tek a gud sniff at their left german band. Thing a noticed when runnin gyms apart from soo-ap dodgers rippin bog seats off wuz Rastas avin a ladybower wearin a tea cozy on their crust n soo-ap dodgers wearin their undercrackers. So much fer fukkin intigration!

Steve they should have added to that sign, Do not stand upon the seat the crabs in here can jump six feet!

You'd think it would be more comfortable to use it correctly. Even if you'd never seen a Western toilet before, surely the clue is in the seat. You sit on it.

I'm sure my daughter told me that's how the Chinese or Japanese do it, when she was in Uni in Manchester they had those stickers in the bogs in the student accommodation.

Can't remember anybody teaching us to shit in a plastic bag,while sharing a hide with some other unfortunate soul. Don't forget to tie a knot on it and take it away with you ! 🤣 

Messy job when thaz owdin the bag under some geezers ring piece whooz got sloppy shits! 😮 😮 

Never mix it with your rat packs the results could be extremely nasty 🤢 

Fukkin ell! Never tasted sa good! 😋 

Remember someone demolishing a shit sandwich in the old NAAFI Club, not for me mate weak stomach regarding that!

Berrit tasted like one o Greasy Veras overdone sausage n tomata banjos!

Mind it might have tasted better than some of the crap in those dry rat packs. Fish bars bloody awful 

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