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Put the goggle box on this mornin ta see in big fukk off headlines, "BIDEN PULLS OUT!" n thought ta mesen, "Fukkin ell! at iz age, the dirty, lucky owd twat!!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Like it! wonder if he learned that from Bill Clinton


   
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Bill Clit licker and their towd lass, both az bent az an Arabs Dagger Bob!


   
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I suppose he keeps the Dry Cleaners in a job Dave. 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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Semen Stains reporting for duty, SIR!!


   
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Reckon he sent his strides to be cleaned by Captain Pugwash then Dave! 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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I bet iz kecks wo az stiff az an overdode o Robin starch when eee anded em in Bob! 🤗 


   
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like old Monika's Dress mate, stood up on it's own! 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Bet she turned it inta a lamp shade Bob! 🤣 


   
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Can't say I blame him for taking what was offered Dave. She was a nice looking lass.


   
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Glad she made a few bob outa the clit licker episode Bob! 😛 😛 


   
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True saying Dave, If you don't want the publicity keep your dick in your trousers!🤣


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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during cowd winter mornins Bob, teks mi all mi fukkin time ta find mine! 😨 


   
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Same here Dave, have to sing that old song "I can't get my winkle out isn't it a sin, the more I try to get it out the more it goes right in!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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Main thing is Bob that it still fukkin works, JUST!! 🙄 


   
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