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(@dave-burgess)
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Mate o mines missis passed er drivin test on the 30th attempt so eee congratulated er n sed eed buy er a nice surprise. She sed, "You are so wonderful darling but I only want something cheap that I can just run around in". Tight kunt bought er some cheap trainers from Aldi!


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 Bet she wasn't expecting that!:


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Bet she wuz expecting a pair o Nike Air Max Bob!


   
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Or a pair of black ex Army plimsoles! 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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Reight laff runnin o,er the tank tracks wearin them fukkin things! Wonder ow the modern athletes wud gu on wearin them at the Olympics? especially over red brick shale?


   
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One of the lads, Phil Brown did a whole marathon wearing them in Tidworth!


   
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Bollocks to that, definitely wouldn't consider that. Sounds horrendous!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Thi very similar ta wot puff footy players wear these days!


   
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Can't see those twats running around in a pair of Stanley Mathews style shorts Dave! 😀 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Or the owd issue KDs Bob!


   
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Especially if they've been starched, sanded knackers just what they need eh?


   
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like a walkin egg timer!


   
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Knackers or marracers😀


   
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Tha deffo ad ta roll thi issue PT shorts up in that heat in the arseoyle Of Arabia Bob! 😰 


   
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