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Yes saw Sunak on the podium the other day, Wet as a can of Piss! 🤣 

That,s another Savile Row whistle n flute fukked! 😊 

Suppose he could give it away to some kid in primary school! 🤣 

Cud bi used az a Norman Wisdom theatre prop Bob! 😊 😊 

Reckon it would fit old Norman Wisdom better than it does him Dave! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Eee resembles a fukkin licorice stick Bob!

Liquorice root Dave that was wooden as well! 🤣 

Remember when it went reight stringy Bob? Tha started wi a stick n ended wi a gob full o fukkin snakes! 😫 

Saw it for sale in a sweet shop in Whitby or Scarborough but don't know what their sales are like to today's kids. Probably only old farts like us buying it for nostalgic memories!

Your right I can't imagine kids these days wanting to chew on a bunch of twigs!

Brill constipation cure! 😊 

Did your mother give you Syrup of Figs when you were a kid Dave, that used to clear you out mate. Trouble was you were scared to go to far from the bog! Another great mover was dried apricots!

When I first went to infant's school the headmistress Miss Williams used to insist on feeding all the kids prunes and custard at lunchtime. This had a disastrous effect on my delicate system and I shit myself the first 3 days of school,going home with my shorts wrapped in newspaper. My Mum then went and had a quiet word in her lughole and I was the only child at school who had plain custard every day! Prunes do me no harm these days and I quite like chewing on dried ones (Not that I've stopped shitting myself,it's Guinness that causes it usually these days!)

Tha can,t beat a gud clear out.Az a bin lid, Syrup o figs, and that orrible castor oil used ta clear me out, burra used ta luv that welfare orange juice in a square bottle wi a metal blue top. Don,t think thiz welfare anymoor, just fukkin food banks!