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A teld mi mate rhat occoordin ta the World Health Health Organisation you should change a condom after 35 minutes. Eee asked, "Duz that include the time it teks ta pick a tash up ta shag?"


   
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Better than pickin thi arse! 😆 


   
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amazing what you see sitting at traffic lights Jack!


   
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Can,t even see the reight colours on the traffic leets these days Bob! 🙄 


   
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Things not getting any better with your eyes then Dave? shame going through them bloody injections if it's not getting better!


   
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Also cataracts a prob az well Bob another sign owd age tekkin its toll,but dunt stop me from appreciatin nice arse n tits on tash walkin by. 😋 


   
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Get them sorted Dave, had mine done. Best thing I ever did, and I was scared to death going to have them done. Yet during the process didn't feel a thing !


   
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Glad it worked for you Bob, thinkin of avin it done the worse part but nowt worse than avin needles in thi mince pies. Mi balance is shite these days n ad a wake up call guin up the ladder ta do some work on the hut roof, slght pitch but nowt ta werry about. Stood up n nearly lost mi balance ta complete a roman candle but managed ta soort mesen out n do worra ad ta do but comin down the ladder, nearly lost mi balance agee-an but managed ta reach the deck. Unbeknown ta me the "Trouble" ad clocked mi n steamed out ta gi mi the ultimatam never ta climb ladders ever agee-an! Talk about wake up call! From tekkin piece o piss stuff like that fer granted, the reality that it,s now a prob is a real sickener. Seems the days a tacklin the trainasium o long long gone! ☹ 


   
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The ravages of age Dave, you don't realize you have these problems until it's to late mate. But nowt to worry about getting cataract's done Dave,you don't feel anything,and you will find it makes a tremendous difference to your sight. Go for it mate!👍


   
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Will Do, Cheers Bob! 😎 


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Nice One Jack!


   
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🤣 When tha chomps on them tablets thi taste like that Oyrish geezer Di O,rea! 🤪 


   
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