GLASTONBURY

I was listening to Emily Evis describing the various 'zones' you could enjoy,one of which she said had a lesbian bar,and another called 'Terminal 1' would give you an authentic experience of immigration. What the f.ck?? I thought the idea was to go and watch singers and musicians on the various stages. Then that dickhead Craig Charles said he'd been 3 or 4 times and spent the whole weekend in the 'Shangri-la' area for 'underrepresented art' a 'creative playground that aims to expand minds' Think I'll just stay at home!!!

Never been to one never wanted too, full of wankers who don't know who or what they are. So why would I want to waste my time telling them what old fashioned values are something which they will never comprehend because their spaced out on all kinds of shit which I wouldn't think of consuming! So to all those he's ,she's and it's look at your fekin birth certificates it tells you who and what you are and it's official! Bring back Six Five Special, I can understand that! 

Pete Murray, Josephine Douglas, Don Lang n iz band, them wuz the days Bob. No need fer Poortaloos or shittin n walkin away like a fukkin soo-ap dodger!

Old Pete Murray, crater face they used to call him because he had more than the face of the moon!

I think eez Australian Bob, or if fried bread, was? A remember the old favourites, Adam Faith, Vince Egers, Marty Wild n Gene Vincent to name a few.

Liked old Gene Vincent, with his gammy leg singing Be Bop A Loola She's my Baby! I think apart from Vince Egers Their all departed now Dave, along with a lot more good old talent from that era. Used to like old Fats Domino, now that old lad had talent mate!

Owd Fats cud blast out a toon Bob. A seem ta remember that Vince fukked iz leg in a car crash wi Eddie Cochran? A remember Marty Wilde got the piss took outa im fer dodgin National Service fer avin flat feet n rumour wuz that iz towd man wuz a Rupert n worked iz ticket fer im. Same with Terry Dean who a think wuz once sam n harry,d ta Marriane Ryan who wuz a little tash beez winger wi big tits! Like Golden Oldies Bob! 😊 

If my memory serves me right I believe Terry Dean was destined for the Green Jackets when called up, but can't remember if he actually avoided it or not. I think the biggest hit of old Fats was Blueberry hill, still stands the test of time along with, I'm walking to new Orleans. Old Eddie Cochran had a massive hit with Summertime Blues. Bloody hell were getting old Dave! 🤣 🤣 🤣  

Owd Missis Tyas who lived at the top of our street ran a boordin gaff n used ta put acts appearin at the old Sheffield Empire up, in the late 50s Cliff Richard, Tommy Steel n a few others. Fukkin ell, later on in their careers, thi wudda noticed a fukkin big difference between Owd lass Tyases dump n the London Savoy!

Is Tommy Steel still with us Dave, never heard of him for years? These so called stars these days wouldn't entertain boarding houses Dave, it's got to be some top shop with people bowing and scraping to them!

Tommy Steel, not sure if eez still alive Bob, but remember he went inta acting on stage and the flicks, remember "Tommy The Toriador"? "Little White Bull". Crept inta the local flea pit ta wetch that not ayfe az gud az Alan Ladd in "The Red Beret". 😊 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Old Alan was a short arse like us Dave, he had to stand on a box to kiss his leading lady!

I,d av ta stand on a fukkin table Bob but no prob if tha can gerram ta lay down on the deck! 😋 

Sir Tommy Steel is still with us at 87