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25/07/2025 3:57 pm
Geordie took his new tash home to introduce to parents and sez, "This is the new luv of mi life, it,s Amanda".
His old man falling off iz chair sez, "It,s a fukkin wot?"
25/07/2025 4:27 pm
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25/07/2025 4:45 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I've seen a few who looked like that,with all that bloody eye make up!
25/07/2025 6:19 pm
Deafness in reading now Bob? Thought you'd have got that one being from that direction yourself!
"It's a man Da" not "It's a Panda"! 🤣Â
bob9739 reacted
25/07/2025 6:23 pm
Girl in a convent school over here was marched into Mother Superior's office to state what she wanted to do on leaving school.
"I want to be a prostitute!" she stated and Mother Superior fainted!
When she came round she asked her to repeat it and was told again "I want to be a prostitute!"
"Bless you my daughter and the Lord go with you" she said, "For a moment there I thought you said Protestant!"
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25/07/2025 6:27 pm
Looked like a Panda mesen once or twice after catchin instead o throwin punches! "Who turned the fukkin light off?"
26/07/2025 10:59 am
@pat🤣 🤣 🤣
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26/07/2025 6:01 pm
She packs a gud punch fer a miniature tash! 🤕Â
27/07/2025 11:16 am
Beware when they start chucking things at you, mine started with a bottle of milk, didn't half make a mess! 😀Â
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27/07/2025 3:55 pm
Looks like she wasted er ackers on "Jane Plan" Jack!
28/07/2025 7:56 am
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28/07/2025 10:42 am
Jack I think she swallowed the car, and ate the hot dog mate. Gruesome or what?
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28/07/2025 6:25 pm
An example o when guin on a blind date, neck 15 pints befoor tha gets theer, she might look like a young Twiggy! 😎Â
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