DWARFISM

I used to go out with a dwarf, but we couldn't make ends meet.

The seven Dwarves have just taken out a contract on you two, so look out for someone disguised as Snow White but resembles ET! 🤣 

That'll be Gail off Coronation Street then! She was once described as ET in a wig! 🤣 

A remember a tash called Gail Force. 😋 

We had a fat girl at junior school called Pearl Porter who we all called Pearl Harbour! 😀 

An owd mate o mine ad a tash called Rose, together fer quite a time cos iz surname wuz Bush!

We had one at school, should have been called Piss Pot, because she stunk of piss. Rumour had it there was a hole in the families tin bath which was never fixed! 😀 

There were loads of fixed holes in the one we used as kids,little spikes of solder that used to tear the arse off you if you slid!

Being the last in the water was scummy, grey, and just luke warm . Came out dirtier than you went in!

The owd tin bath when not in use, fer me just Satdy neets in front o the owd Yorkshire range, then hung up on a six inch nail in the back yard fer the next contestant. When a gorrabit owdwer, down ta the Corporation Slipper baths weer tha gorra towel thrown in wi the price.

When I started at the pit and used the showers in the pit baths it was like luxury to me, as we still had the old tin bath until we got a  new council house in 1957!

Wuz it one o them Macmillan houses Bob? Loads o them built all over the country under in my lifetime the Tories best prime minister. Our last gaff in Sheffield wuz one.

When you see the way the water companies these days are polluting the system, and can't stop animal shite making it's way into the water system making people sick, I think it was better looked after when it was under public control! But Greedy Directors and grabbing shareholders I think we have seen the last of a safe water system!

It,s Milk Snatcherism Bob, worra fukkin evil twat she wuz!