Romans ad the reight idea, weshed their aresoyle wi sponge on a stick dipped in a bucket o watter, early form o bidet. 🤔

Lubbly Jubbly Bob, tha can,t beat it. Fukk the vegetarian shite, them tha sees look like fukkin skeletons who look like a tub o bread n drippin wud do...

Used as paint brushes by many a shithouse artists! 😝

Thi wunt know wot tha wo talkin about these days if thy asked, "Duz tha like Broth?" thid probly answer, "Du thi sell if at Macdonalds or Kentucky F...

Used ta mek brill tracin paper Jack but when tha wiped thi arse we it thi finger used ta gu reight thru n tha finished up wipin it on the wall! Ƕ...