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  • #16
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    Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    Reading this, I might get mesen a bike n start agee-an, but keep off the beaten track cos cycling in traffic iz akin ta playin Russian Roulette. Not too many hills around ere n probably a bit too far ta head fer Hadrians Wall. Anyone who knows Sheffield will know that the joint is a Hill Climbers paradise, not only out in the close by Pennines but in the city itself. One in particular close to the city centre itself "Blake Street", like climbing the fukkin Matterhorn, even a hand rail ta help pedestrians climb ta the top n prevent em from falling back down. Used ta be a sprint every year by patrons o the two battlecruisers situated on both corners at the top, first ta the bar wins the race n last man gets the round in. Ball breaker of a race, especially when tha considers that the climb meks Hungry Hill look like a fukkin pimple. Record time still standing iz held by Ernest Harper set in the 30s, he also came 2nd in the 36 Olympics Marathon. Icing on the cake wuz that he set the Blake Street record, arriving straight from iz steel works job n wearing overalls n steel toe capped work boots with flipped Woodbine dog end resting behind iz lug. Don,t mek em like that anymoor. Over ta you Mo Farrah!
    I would love to have met Ernest Harper Dave He sounds like a right character. Sheffield must have been similar to the Black Country / Midlands. Similar industries and similar blokes. Some stand out pearlers amongst 'em. Second in the marathon in the Olympics is going some.
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    • #17
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      And that,s only cos true Spoortsman Ernest stopped ta help a Jap runner who wuz struggling and the point of collapse. The slit eyed twat revived n beat owd Ernest into 2nd place. Tha wunt get that in these ackers oriented days. I used ta run in the Ernest Harper 10 miler every year for charity, brill coorse out in the cuds.

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      • #18
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        Well done Jack, even a cold can't keep a good man down.
        Bob (geordie) Watts

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        • #19
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          Apocryphal stories tell of him helping up competitors who had fallen, and re-directing someone who had taken a wrong turn on a cross-country course. More prosaically, he was once said to have vacated his seat on a full bus to allow another passenger to sit, instead running behind the vehicle all the way up the steep hill to his home.

          Some bloke this one.
          Last edited by trubrit2411; 3 January 2019, 21:47.
          "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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          • #20
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            Story time! Lad in 1 Para, sadly killed in a parachuting accident, was prone to tell the odd porkie. he went on leave to Leicester (I think) one weekend. Borrowed his dads old 'sit up and beg' bike, apparently (he said) weighed more than a tank. He set of for a ride, dun about 10 miles and (he said) 'some flash c**t in riding gear and on a sports bike caught up with Willie (not his proper name). They set off together and Willie matched him for 5 miles, Willie then got pissed off and put the pressure on leaving the flash c**t miles behind. Willie stopped at a pub and the flash git caught up with Willie. 'By the f**k Willie you lost me then, i could not live with you, and you on that heavy duty bike' Willie said 'whats yer name mate?' The bloke said Reg Harris, I ride for Britain. Willie never batted a f***in eyelid when he told that tale, often. RIP Willie

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            • #21
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              Hey Wig... Ya never know mate. He was a 1 Para lad.
              "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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              • #22
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                Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Harper



                Apocryphal stories tell of him helping up competitors who had fallen, and re-directing someone who had taken a wrong turn on a cross-country course. More prosaically, he was once said to have vacated his seat on a full bus to allow another passenger to sit, instead running behind the vehicle all the way up the steep hill to his home.

                Some bloke this one.
                Owd Ernest Tone, foorged from Sheffields finest steel. Some Geezer!

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                • #23
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                  Wonder who got it right?

                  "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                  • #24
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                    F**k me, Clinton, face like a f***in beer mat (a soggy one)

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                    • #25
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                      Only man who was a KNOWN rapist to get elected to the Presidency. That should indicate as to how corrupt Politics is in The US.
                      "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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                      • #26
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                        Kunt looks as tho eez got Aids!

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                        • #27
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                          Probably two lollipop sticks and a couple of rubber bands Dave.
                          Bob (geordie) Watts

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                          • #28
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                            Owd Hillary must suck like fukk Bob!

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                            • #29
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                              Don't think she's sucked it since Monica moistened his cigar Dave!Just look at the hateful way she looks at him on the odd occasion they're seen together!(I'm sure you know the look!!!)

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                              • #30
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                                I deffo know that look Pat n the definite lack o suck these fukkin days!

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