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    Still duin mi Lawrence Nightingale n Mrs. Mop bit n sick o wearing them fukkin Marigolds n sure me housemaids knee is flarin up agee-an!
    Guess when thaz young n fukkin daft n thee brains is in thee bollox tha dunt tek much notice o the small print stuff like "For Better Or For Worse", so put thee feet up sweetheart, now weers that fukkin feather duster?cannon 001.jpg

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    Dogs seem to be enjoying it as well
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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      Good to see your taking care of the settee as well Dave, with the cover just in case of any biscuit crumbs from the tea and biscuits you make for Val every hour.
      Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam
      A Great Civilization is not Conquered from without
      Until it has destroyed itself from within
      W.Durant

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        I get married meself occasionally Dave. Can't beat a good wife mate.... Wish I had one....or two. I got a mate who married a Chinese bird and now he fed up of Chinese grub lol
        My lad is about to marry a good looking Senorita. Good job he like Taco's.

        Maybe I will import one of them lilting Geordies or Jock birds...... I could get all the British grub then. Pigs feet, faggots 'n peas. Jellied eels, Yorkshire pudding. Mc Vities. All the good stuff. PG Tips.... roast taters, Full English with Black Pudding Think I will go and live in Bill's back garden in a basher...LOL he is the current US Full English Breakfast Champion.
        "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
        Me


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          Is it legal to marry him yet though?

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            Actually this is Crazyfornia and blokes can get married here. We voted it down and a bastard homo judge in Frisco struck the election down in the 9th Court of Appeal which is staffed by 90 % shirt lifters and clam squelching rug chewers. You could not make it up. I ain't marrying Bill though. He's 1 Para. Maybe if he was 3 Para. 9 Squadron is out of the question.
            Last edited by trubrit2411; 1 June 2016, 16:10.
            "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
            Me


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            • #7
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              Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
              Actually this is Crazyfornia and blokes can get married here. We voted it down and a bastard homo judge in Frisco struck the election down in the 9th Court of Appeal which is staffed by 90 % shirt lifters and clam squelching rug chewers. You could not make it up. I ain't marrying Bill though. He's 1 Para. Maybe if he was 3 Para. 9 Squadron is out of the question.

              i am so glad i was 1 para..... never been in tae shirt lifting not like some o' 3 para types and steve pat tone is NOT a shirt lifter he is still pulling women half his age.... tone 8.45 am here and about to make a full breakfast as i am hungry bacon,sausage,home made tattie and soda bread couple of eggs and mushrooms and copious amounts of irish tea.
              Last edited by billy meikle; 1 June 2016, 16:49.
              shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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                O thy on a diet Bill?

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                  Tone, you don't want to export a tart from here mate, some of them don't know one end of an oven from the other mate ! Get a big Zulu, mind you mind end up in the pot !
                  Bob (geordie) Watts

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                    Well Bob, at least he,ll gerra fukkin gobble!

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                    • #11
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                      [QUOTE=Dave Burgess;144830]O thy on a diet Bill?[/QU
                      na diet here dave... still for a good black pudding
                      shankhill rd to the battle school " carpe diem"

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                      • #12
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                        Tell your other half Dave to make the most of it. Good news for me got my freedom back its cycling and training starting Sunday

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                        • #13
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                          Great news Jack. I used ta luv cycling, once I,d learned to ride one, even had a big cog fitted on me gears for them thar hills. Cycling in the Peak District and Yorkshire Dales gives you a great feeling of freedom n pleasure. Take it steady at first, and good luck!

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                            [QUOTE=billy meikle;144914]
                            Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                            O thy on a diet Bill?[/QU
                            na diet here dave... still for a good black pudding
                            Same ere Bill, fukk them diets, scoff is one o the greatest pleasures in life, cud never eight owt I dint enjoy, especially after me time avin ta suffer them compo rations!
                            My answer to eightin plenty o calories, is enjoy, then gerrout n burn the fukker off, then enjoy the refill!

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                              Spot on my sentiments exactly !
                              Bob (geordie) Watts

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